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Wicked and Rustic Lodging for Cozy, Crazy or Romantic Overnight Accommodations


Wicked Pony Ranch is the premier location for bohemian, country, rustic, and elegant Missouri weddings. Our beautiful, picturesque wedding sites create unforgettable backdrops for the event of a lifetime. Don’t just plan the wedding at the Ranch; explore Wicked Pony’s overnight accommodations, too.


Five comfortable and luxurious lodges and cabins offer plenty of space for couples, their families, and the wedding party to enjoy an overnight experience before or after the wedding. Explore the Lodge, the Cabin, the Vintage Bus, the Twisted Cabin, and the Bunkhouse for a pre-wedding or post-wedding stay, or book one of these retreats for another occasion.

Table of Contents:

The Lodge

The Cabin: Honeymoon On-Site Retreat

The Vintage Bus

The Twisted Cabin is Our Twisted Log Cabin

The Bunkhouse


The Accommodations at a Glance:

The Cabin and the Vintage Bus are ideal retreats for a honeymoon night. For friends and family or large overnight gatherings, choose the Lodge, the Twisted Cabin, or the Bunkhouse.


The Lodge: Historic Comfort

One of the largest retreats at Wicked Pony Ranch, the Lodge has space for up to 14 guests. The two-story Lodge features four bedrooms and three bathrooms. A massive rustic Cypress wood dining table seats all 14 guests, and the historic circa-1800s stove adds to the antique ambiance of the Lodge. Upstairs, guests have access to a smaller kitchenette. Featuring a wrap-around porch, the Lodge is the ideal location for watching the sun drop in the hills of the rolling countryside.


Book the Lodge ($1,000/night)


The Cabin: Honeymoon On-Site Retreat

A stay at the cabin is a guaranteed part of almost every Wicked Pony Ranch wedding package (elopements are the exception). The Cabin is a cozy retreat that only sleeps two. Guests can access a king-size bed, an expansive bathroom, and an electric fireplace for a romantic ambiance. Enjoy the first married morning out on the front porch of the cabin with a cup of coffee.


Book the Cabin (Included in every wedding package except elopements)


The Vintage Bus: Honeymoon Like a Rock Star

Honeymoon like a rock star by spending the first night as a married couple on a vintage tour bus! The Vintage Bus sleeps four, but we love the bus for couples. Not only does the bus create an amazing photo backdrop, but the interior is revamped for a full “WOW” impact. Enjoy the plush king-size bed, comfortable sitting area, and a full-size bathroom (complete with a trough bathtub). Don’t miss calling on the antique, delightfully kitschy Victorian telephone.


Stay in the Bus ($250 / night)


The Twisted Cabin is Our Twisted Log Cabin

We call our twisted log cabin the Twisted Branch. It has space for up to six guests and features three bedrooms and two bathrooms. Each bedroom sleeps two guests; the large cabin also offers a spacious kitchen and living area.


Book the Twisted Cabin ($600 / night)


The Bunkhouse: Wicked Pony Ranch’s Largest Cabin

With space for 18 guests, the Bunkhouse is the largest cabin on the property! This Lodge features four bedrooms and three bathrooms. The Bunkhouse offers two private bedrooms (furnished with king/queen beds) and a large suite with five queen beds. A smaller bedroom includes one king-size bed and two twin beds. Enjoy meals at the massive dining room table and cook in the spacious kitchen. Enjoy gathering for an evening game night or watch movies in the large and comfortable living room. The Bunkhouse also is the only cabin that features a stocked laundry room!


Reserve The Bunkhouse ($1,000 / night)


Plan Your Dream Wedding at Wicked Pony Ranch

Wicked Pony Ranch was listed as one of The Knot’s The Best of Weddings 2022, which honors the best venues across the country. The distinction is based on experiences and reviews of couples.


Wicked Pony Ranch is a popular wedding destination for couples across Missouri. Our serene setting and rolling countryside provide the perfect backdrop for amazing wedding photos. Couples can choose from multiple rustic sites on the property, including our most requested site–the Field Arbor.

Couples love that hosting their event at Wicked Pony Ranch allows them to flow from the wedding ceremony to the reception seamlessly. Our Saloon has space for hundreds of guests, and couples can choose from various catering options for their reception.


Share your day with us, and plan your wedding at Wicked Pony Ranch now!

If you’re in the early stages of planning your wedding and looking for the perfect venue to host your special day, consider Wicked Pony Ranch. Located in Dittmer, Missouri, Wicked Pony Ranch sits on 100 acres of picturesque land. Our property is full of amenities, lodging, and multiple ceremony spots! You read that right–we don’t have just one ceremony spot to get married; we have eight ceremony spots on the property! To schedule a tour of the property, give us a call today at 636-223-4864!

 

Wicked Pony Ranch, tucked away in the peaceful hills of Dittmer, Missouri, is an authentic working horse ranch and countryside event venue serving weddings and private events. Offering rustically elegant spaces, down-on-the-farm hospitality, and unspoiled outdoor landscapes, we create memorable celebrations today to wow your heart tomorrow.


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